三小强

类别:喜剧片 

主演:刘宇静 刘沛 韩波 

导演:傅燕 

时间:2022-11-07 01:11:04

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剧情介绍

《三小强》是由傅燕执导,刘宇静,刘沛,韩波主演的喜剧片。该电影于2014年在大陆上映。天仙般的男色本是天庭特工智、仁、勇(Q版刘备、关羽、张飞)三人最自傲的资本。一日,他们奉玉帝之命下凡平乱,却被凡间的俗气影响,变成三个外形奇葩的莽汉。三人在凡间颠沛流离,迟迟未能完成平乱的使命。落魄的他们更被强征入伍,成为了上前线送死的炮灰。在患难与失落之中,智仁勇感悟良多,发现唯有真爱才能拯救世人,并令自己恢复容貌。为了平乱,更为了回归高富帅本色,三人迎战吸走世中真爱的“三无战神”吕布。吕布无情无义无爱,嗜争斗为命,四处挑起战争,但一直未逢敌手。 智仁勇三人也是无财无能无样貌,一无所有,虽无法与“三无战神”吕布抗衡,却为了恢复自己的美貌而屡败屡战。他们的坚持终于获得了回报,发现吕布的弱点——因缺乏真爱而产生的内心空洞。三人号召天下,将世人藏在心底的纯洁真爱汇集一起,并用玉帝所赐的神兵——“贱男春”合成神器“爱之针”,将真爱灌注入吕布体内,将其击败。

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